*For those who prefer to keep it light and off topic and loved the 80s. *************** Which of these theme songs makes you cry for reasons you can’t quite explain? But try to explain. Welcome Back Kotter The Greatest American Hero Saint Elsewhere Rescue 911 How scary was Unsolved Mysteries? (This is intended to be rhetorical but I won’t stop you if you want to expound) Which of these was the biggest disappointment of your […]
I’m so mom I don’t even care about pinworms anymore. I just serve up rounds of the delicious banana flavored dewormer for everyone like a cool bartender mom at a shady resort. Lice still scares the crap out of me though. Cheers!
I’m gonna keep this short because who has time to read? Today I found two lunchboxes in our hall closet. They were heavy. School has not been a thing around here for six weeks. It’s July in North Carolina. So. Many. Maggots. And I barely gagged. Damn I’m a mom.
I can’t believe I’m 40 and a half and haven’t blogged a damn thing. Inexcusable. I have kids and no job and have been paying for this domain name (which I have no idea where I was going with) for two years. It’s time. I just finished unpacking the last boxes from our move we also started two years ago. The kids’ attention spans have dramatically expanded since introducing them to screens and they’re far […]