*For those who prefer to keep it light and off topic and loved the 80s.
Which of these theme songs makes you cry for reasons you can’t quite explain? But try to explain.
Welcome Back Kotter
The Greatest American Hero
How scary was Unsolved Mysteries? (This is intended to be rhetorical but I won’t stop you if you want to expound)
Which of these was the biggest disappointment of your life?
Eating a bouillon cube
Rank TGIF in order of most annoying main character. (And, yes, John Stossel is a valid answer)
Balky Bartokamous and Coosin Larry
How much did you love your Underoos? So much that you might have worn them over your clothes on occasion? Hmmmm? I love that.
Scariest HBO movie you knew you shouldn’t have been watching ? “This movie is Rated PG – parental guidance suggested!” Yes please!
Best Book Series-
Flowers in the Attic
Which scared you more?
Dianetics! By L. Ron. Hubbard!
or, Diabeetus! with Wilford Brimley
Long shot here, but does the sentence “I’m waaaaaiting…in the front clossset?” mean anything to you? I didn’t think so.
Who’s your favorite alien?
ET, Alf, or Mork?
Preferred Manny (for you, not your kids)
Charles in Charge
Hollywood Squares – who wore it better?
Jim J. Bullock or Bruce Vlanch?
Who would you least want anywhere near your mom?
Larry from Three’s Company
Tell me about your first Trapper Keeper.
What was your favorite part about Price is Right?
The Showcase Showdown
Bob Barker’s microphone
Not being in school
And to wrap things up, have you seen Handi-Snaks in any stores? Those buttery, hydrogenated oily crackers with the rubber cheese and red stick spreader-ma-bob? Asking for a friend.
All right, enough.
I don’t want to scare you off so I’ll give you some space. There are spaces down there right? I hope you comment but if you don’t, no big whoop. I’ll move on.